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Can’t get no Satisfaction
So I said when I started this sideblog I said that I’d be using it to express my kink-related frustrations, of which there were a great deal, so let’s gear up and get down to brass tacks:
Marilyn Moment (n.) when a gust of wind blows someone’s skirt up and they have to hold it down, like Marilyn Monroe’s famous scene in The Seven Yeah Itch.
I’ve had a helluva thing for these moments for awhile, and that thing has developed subsequently over the years. It started out just being any “girls in skirts/dresses + wind” combination - puberty is not discerning in its tastes apparently - but it has since become “girls in skirts/dresses straddling fans” or “girls in skirts/dresses standing over subway grates.” I won’t delve into the psychology of why I find Marilyn Moments so attractive - mostly because I honestly don’t know - but also because we’re not here to debate why we like it, but why aren’t we seeing more of it?
I’ve found that photoshoots/videos of Marilyn Moments are not in high demand on the web at all, and when they do appear, they’re either extremely general and unsatisfying, they’re badly taken paparazzi photos - which I don’t condone because of a lack of consent on the girl’s part - they’re borderline hardcore, or they’re legit photoshoots that only appear on poorly-maintained fetish sites full of viruses and phishing scams.
My prevailing theory is that Marilyn Moments have effectively gone out of style because they weren’t gratuitous enough. They teased and flirted, but only revealed outright what undies the model wore for a few short moments.
For the majority, this doesn’t present any problems; they’ll appreciate a girl with her dress blowing up, for sure! But they have a myriad of other options as well! For the weirdos however, it leaves us feeling unsatisfied and sometimes overwhelmed by typical porn on the web, and often builds a sense of supreme frustration.
So in conclusion, I will thank you all for actually fucking reading this far, and I will leave you with this closing statement:
There has got to be a niche market for Marilyn Moments that hasn’t been tapped into.